Comments on: Samsung a437 Red Phone http://comparemobilephonesasap.com/blog/samsung-a437-red-phone/ Compare mobile phones, find the best cell phone provider for you, and buy cell phones online at the lowest possible cost! Tue, 23 Mar 2010 09:29:35 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Jay M. http://comparemobilephonesasap.com/blog/samsung-a437-red-phone/comment-page-1/#comment-1162 Jay M. Sun, 21 Mar 2010 12:39:35 +0000 http://comparemobilephonesasap.com/blog/samsung-a437-red-phone/#comment-1162 Allow me to begin this review with a eardrum splitting "this phone totally rocks!" What's that you say, not enough of a description? How much does this phone rock? This phone rocks like if you were to go to a Metallica, Anthrax, Megadeth, AND Slayer concert all in the same day and then times that by 3 to the 5th power. That's how much this phone rocks. Speaking of rocks that brings me to the subject of durability. <br />About a week after I got this phone I was unicycling through the Rocky Mountains in a bright red clown suit when all of the sudden I was hit by a mighty avalanche of rocks the size of small houses. I was completely buried, my cycling helmet was crushed, my left shoe was swallowed by a roving bear cub and the tire depressurized. In spite of all of this, this highly durable phone somehow survived the impact. Because of this, I was able to dial 911 and the local authorities summoned some local volunteer drunks to dig me out of the rubble. Now that's what I call durability. If that isn't enough for you, well there's more. That's right MORE. <br />Another time I won a local sweepstakes to become a space tourist on the space station for a week via the Space Shuttle Endeavor. Upon takeoff we had lost a heat tile from the belly area of shuttle's fuselage. While we orbited the Earth at 25,000 MPH I did a space walk and replaced the missing heat tile with my cell phone. As we prepared to land at Edwards AFB it seemed like it was going to be a rough entry into the upper atmosphere. Fortunately this highly durable phone somehow protected us from the super high temperatures of friction during re-entry into Atmo. After we landed I walked under the belly of the space shuttle and retrieved my phone which had saved us from sure disaster. I used it to order a pizza to make sure it still worked. Myself and the shuttle crew ate 3 pizzas right there on the runway. How's that for durability? <br />The other thing I like about this phone is its ability to get a signal where other's cannot. One time I was kidnapped and placed inside of a triple layered lead coffin. Somehow I was able to get a signal in spite of this. I called my friend who happens to be a part time ninja and she came and busted up the would be kidnappers and Karate chopped the coffin wide open and I was free. Thanks phone people for a making phone with such great reception. <br />Another thing I've noticed since purchasing this phone is that I seem to be able to guess winning lottery numbers EVERY single time I play lotto. Now, thanks to the clairvoyant powers this phone has given me I am a multi-billionaire and live in a giant golden castle off the coast of a uncharted tropical island. Before I bought this phone I was morbidly obese and had really bad breath. The phone has made me slim and muscular within a week and my breath constantly smells like freshly picked spring mint..even after I eat raw onions, garlic, and pickled iguana kidneys. Now I'm married to a really beautiful world class Milan runway model who tells me that I rule. What can I say? I love this phone. <br /> Rating: 5 / 5 Allow me to begin this review with a eardrum splitting “this phone totally rocks!” What’s that you say, not enough of a description? How much does this phone rock? This phone rocks like if you were to go to a Metallica, Anthrax, Megadeth, AND Slayer concert all in the same day and then times that by 3 to the 5th power. That’s how much this phone rocks. Speaking of rocks that brings me to the subject of durability.

About a week after I got this phone I was unicycling through the Rocky Mountains in a bright red clown suit when all of the sudden I was hit by a mighty avalanche of rocks the size of small houses. I was completely buried, my cycling helmet was crushed, my left shoe was swallowed by a roving bear cub and the tire depressurized. In spite of all of this, this highly durable phone somehow survived the impact. Because of this, I was able to dial 911 and the local authorities summoned some local volunteer drunks to dig me out of the rubble. Now that’s what I call durability. If that isn’t enough for you, well there’s more. That’s right MORE.

Another time I won a local sweepstakes to become a space tourist on the space station for a week via the Space Shuttle Endeavor. Upon takeoff we had lost a heat tile from the belly area of shuttle’s fuselage. While we orbited the Earth at 25,000 MPH I did a space walk and replaced the missing heat tile with my cell phone. As we prepared to land at Edwards AFB it seemed like it was going to be a rough entry into the upper atmosphere. Fortunately this highly durable phone somehow protected us from the super high temperatures of friction during re-entry into Atmo. After we landed I walked under the belly of the space shuttle and retrieved my phone which had saved us from sure disaster. I used it to order a pizza to make sure it still worked. Myself and the shuttle crew ate 3 pizzas right there on the runway. How’s that for durability?

The other thing I like about this phone is its ability to get a signal where other’s cannot. One time I was kidnapped and placed inside of a triple layered lead coffin. Somehow I was able to get a signal in spite of this. I called my friend who happens to be a part time ninja and she came and busted up the would be kidnappers and Karate chopped the coffin wide open and I was free. Thanks phone people for a making phone with such great reception.

Another thing I’ve noticed since purchasing this phone is that I seem to be able to guess winning lottery numbers EVERY single time I play lotto. Now, thanks to the clairvoyant powers this phone has given me I am a multi-billionaire and live in a giant golden castle off the coast of a uncharted tropical island. Before I bought this phone I was morbidly obese and had really bad breath. The phone has made me slim and muscular within a week and my breath constantly smells like freshly picked spring mint..even after I eat raw onions, garlic, and pickled iguana kidneys. Now I’m married to a really beautiful world class Milan runway model who tells me that I rule. What can I say? I love this phone.

Rating: 5 / 5

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